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Funny Quotes of the Day
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
- Emo PHilips
"People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
- Emo PHilips


