Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Chain gang prison break
Police work would be a lot tougher if the criminals were smarter.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding."
- Dave Barry
"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
- Tommy Cooper


