Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Cut the Cheese
Nice use of euphemisms.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."
- Emo PHilips
"The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: "There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia."
- Dave Barry


