Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Cut the Cheese
Nice use of euphemisms.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."
- Freddie Starr.
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
- Tommy Cooper


