Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Cute blonde
When you see a girl in a shirt like this, you know you've found something good.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'"
- Tommy Cooper
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
- Groucho Marx


