Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Excited to see girls
Put a book in front of it or something.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
- Groucho Marx
"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
- Tommy Cooper


