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Jane was a first time contestant on the 65 Thousand Question quiz show. Lady Luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's emcee could ask her the big 65 thousand dollar question. Needless to say, Jane agreed to return the following day.

Jane was nervous and fidgety as her husband drove them home. 'I just got to win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are. You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like hell tomorrow, too.'

'Relax, honey.' her husband, Roger, reassured her. 'It will all be okay.' Ten minutes after they arrived, Roger grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door.

'Where are you going'? Jane asked.

'I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon.' He replied. Jane waited impatiently for Roger's return. After an agonizing three-hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. 'Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!'

'What is it! What is it!' she cried excitedly.

'Okay. The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' That's it!' Shortly after that, the couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling confident and at ease, plummeting into a deep and restful slumber. At 3:30 in the morning, however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz show question.

'The head, the heart, and the penis.' Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly. And again on the way to the show, he made her repeat it again and again. So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel the butterflies conquering her stomach and nervousness running through her veins. The cameras began running and the emcee, after reminding the audience of the previous days' events, faced Jane and asked the big question.

'Jane, for 65 thousand dollars, what are the main parts of the male anatomy. You have ten seconds.'

'Hum, uhn, the head?' she said nervously.

'Very good. Six seconds.'

'Eeh, uh, the heart?'

'Very good! Four seconds.'

'I,uhh, well, the last one,emmm, oh god, my husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning--'

'That's close enough!!! You win!!"

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