Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Hard Decisions
There was this feller who had three girlfriends and he was thinking
about settling down and starting a family with one of 'em, but he was
unsure as to which one he should pick.
So whilse he thought about it he gave them each $500 and told them to
give him a call at the end of the week.
At the end of the week the girls did as they were requested and gave
him a call. He asked each in turn what they had done with the $500.
The first girl said she had bought $500 worth of clothes.
The next girl reported spending $500 at food shopping.
The last girl said she hadn't spent any of the money and had put it in a
high-interest bank account.
Q. So which girl did he choose to marry?
A. The one with the big tits of course!
Funny Quotes of the Day
"My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker."
- Woody Allen
"The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: "There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia."
- Dave Barry


