Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Music Machine
It's like a giant xylophone, or something that a really weird evil scientist would have in his basement.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'"
- Tommy Cooper
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
- Woody Allen


