Robbed at Sporkpoint
Perhaps Sarah Palin is indicative of the intellectual abilities of the average Alaskan.
- Category:Funny News Story
- Date Added:11-5-08
Short Skirt Prank
Prank in which an old woman asks men for directions and a young woman in a short skirt distracts them.
- Category:Funny Video
- Date Added:8-26-08
Dog, cat and mice
Man has once again perverted nature to his own sick and twisted devices. That's just wrong. Next thing you know, the epic struggle between vampires and werewolves will be resolved. so they can take a cute picture.......
I apologize for the a
- Category:Funny Picture
- Date Added:6-26-08
Cute blonde escalator spin
A cute blonde has discovered an interesting trick that she performs on an escalator. No wonder women love the mall.
- Category:Funny Video
- Date Added:6-26-08
The mystery machine
Those are some serious fans.
- Category:Funny Picture
- Date Added:6-3-08
Chain smoker
I think that's a good sign that you've got a problem.
- Category:Funny Picture
- Date Added:6-1-08
A Creative Proposal
When it comes to popping the big question, girls
- Category:Funny Video
- Date Added:5-26-08
Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Musically Inclined Octopus
A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus, sets him up on the bar and says "I bet anyone in here 50 bucks that my octopus can play any musical instrument you hand him.One guy walks up with a guitar and says, "You're on." He lays his 50 bucks on the bar and hands over the guitar. The octopus proceeds to tune the strings and begins to play a wonderful classical rendition. Everyone's aghast! The guy collects his 50 bucks.
Next guy brings up a trumpet and lays his money on the bar. The octopus takes it, plays with the valves for a moment, and proceeds to play a wonderful jazz riff. The guy collects his money again.
The bartender leaves and comes back a few minutes later with a set of bagpipes and lays his 50 bucks on the bar. The octopus picks it up, turns it around, looks at it some more, turns it over again to get a different perspective. After a few minutes of this the guy is getting impatient and asks, "What are you waiting for? Why don't you start playing it?"
The octopus looks over and says, "Play it? Hell I was trying to figure out how to get her pajamas off!!"
Funny Quotes of the Day
"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."
- Freddie Starr.
"What Dad means by "see" of course, is "drive past at 67 miles per hour." Dad feels it is a foolish waste of valuable vacation time to get out of the car and actually go look at an attraction."
- Dave Barry