Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Not Tiger Woods Beach House 2
Contrary to popular internet rumor, these are not pics of Tiger Wood's Beach house. Pretty impressive place nonetheless, though.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him."
- Emo PHilips
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
- Emo PHilips


