Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Really bad cops
I know cops have a difficult job, but this is a bit like watching Reno 911.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
- Woody Allen
"What Dad means by "see" of course, is "drive past at 67 miles per hour." Dad feels it is a foolish waste of valuable vacation time to get out of the car and actually go look at an attraction."
- Dave Barry


