Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Really bad flip
Let this be a lesson. Leave the flips to really tiny Chinese girls who may or may not be an appropriate age to be in the Olympics.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
- Emo PHilips
"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."
- Emo PHilips


