Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Really bad flip
Let this be a lesson. Leave the flips to really tiny Chinese girls who may or may not be an appropriate age to be in the Olympics.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
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"I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night."
- Woody Allen


