Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Remembering the Fruitcake Lady
The fruitcake lady may be gone, but her hilarious comedy lives on.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."
- Groucho Marx
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
- Emo PHilips


