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Robbed at Sporkpoint
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Robbed at Sporkpoint
Perhaps Sarah Palin is indicative of the intellectual abilities of the average Alaskan.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."
- Dave Barry
"When I purchase a food item at the supermarket, I can be confident that the label will state how much riboflavin is in it. The United States government requires this, and for a good reason, which is: I have no idea. I don't even know what riboflavin is. I do know I eat a lot of it. For example, I often start the day with a hearty Kellogg's strawberry Pop-Tart, which has, according to the label, a riboflavin rating of 10 percent. I assume this means that 10 percent of the Pop-Tart is riboflavin. Maybe it's the red stuff in the middle. Anyway, I'm hoping riboflavin is a good thing; if it turns out that it's a bad thing, like "riboflavin" is the Latin word for "cockroach pus," then I am definitely in trouble."
- Dave Barry


