Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Steven Seagal is Cockpuncher
Awesome trailer for "The Onion Movie." It's everything you would expect from The Onion and more.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"Room service? Send up a larger room."
- Groucho Marx
"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
- Emo PHilips


