Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Talking Goat
Granted, it would be cooler if it said something like "Four Score and Seven Years Ago...", but I imagine it's fairly difficult to teach a goat the concept of motherhood anyway let alone the Gettysburg Address.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night."
- Woody Allen
"American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors."
- Dave Barry


