Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Talking Goat
Granted, it would be cooler if it said something like "Four Score and Seven Years Ago...", but I imagine it's fairly difficult to teach a goat the concept of motherhood anyway let alone the Gettysburg Address.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?"
- Emo PHilips
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks.


