Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Talking Goat
Granted, it would be cooler if it said something like "Four Score and Seven Years Ago...", but I imagine it's fairly difficult to teach a goat the concept of motherhood anyway let alone the Gettysburg Address.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
- Spike Milligan
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
- Jerry Seinfeld.


