Todays Hot Links
Robbed at Sporkpoint
Short Skirt Prank
Cute blonde escalator spin
Dog, cat and mice
The mystery machine
Cleaning up a spill
Transporting a car
Acme car transport - guaranteed to get your car there in one or two pieces.
Funny Quotes of the Day
"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
- Eric Morecambe.
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
- Jerry Seinfeld.


